Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
😳
School bus tail gunner.
My country had police officers in all schools for a month or so after the First Ever School Shooting In The Entire Country happened, but only because parents demanded it.
This was only a bit ago actually.
I think most countries will eventually go through one. For the UK it was Dunblane, after which the government went “no more handguns then?” and we all went “yeah, I suppose”, because only a handful of people kept them anyway.
Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there
IT’S NOT A TUMOR!
I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.
I have a special hatred for school police officers.
If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.
Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.
Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.
If we’re not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.
Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let’s be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia.
Stop lying. You know you’re a kindergarten teacher.
