Looks like he got sober
Now none of us are safe
Now he looks like he had a failed music career.
FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck
Either way he still looks realer
Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.
Yeah but I thought only the beard was shopped
Not just the beard, eyes and brows
He now smiles
He could always smile. It’s just that it’s hard for him to do so when not disemboweling anyone.
Those eyes though…
Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.
Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…
… 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.
Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.
I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.
That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist.
Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.
Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?
It was a Llasa Apso. He was very territorial, would bark at anyone if they came into the house. But if we were walking outside, really only barked at Asian and Black people. I blame his grandparents bc they watched too much Fox News.
I, too, had a racist dog. He didn’t like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.
Eventually we moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol
If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!
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Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.
She knows the bigger threat when she hears it
I mean…
Cluck around and find out!
And always aim for the brain.
No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.
What if it’s liquid metal?!
Gunshot and acid
Zark Fuckerberg
Zuck Fatberg
He’s been smoking way too much meat.
Eating the sweet ray babies
This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.
It’s actually photoshopped
Only the beard and stache
Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?
He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.
The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.
Bro looks like Logan Paul
It’s getting wild out here.
He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.
It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.
This is btw real lol
This gives me the big cringe
One strange looking guy 😆
More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it
It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.
I wanna be adorned
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His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.
