The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it’s like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard
I hate this so much. Enjoy your upvote.
The numerous amount of people who suck at singing without lessons prove that addage incorrect.
I mean how else are you supposed to unclog your cock?
Pee
I usually use the heel of my hand and hit it right on the 57.
A bamboo chopstick would be better for the environment.
Extra splintery
Stop that
I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.
You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.
We’ve all got a urethra.
“yo yo ma!”
-Kramer
more of a trombone situation really
relatable
Yo Bro, Nah.
It doesn’t require lessons and it sounds good.
So i heard.
screaming slide whistle noises
Lol more like me_irl, amirite fellas???
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Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating
Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.
I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat
Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits
Alexa, set reminder on this guys eating times
Well, you’re fucked now
NOOOOO HEALTHY HABITS
MY ONLY WEAKNESS
Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.
Dear god too powerful
Edit: spelling