Well Todd, it looks like Wolf might be the clear winner in today’s matchup but what I think spectators are really want to know is how the next round will fare.
All these answers about potentially killing the other party just makes the bear answer so logically stupid in every situation. No human could fight a bear but if a woman needed to kill a man it would be a much more believable scenario.
Does this forest get smaller over the course of the night like a hunger games arena?
He didnt say forest. He said Forrest, as in Gump. Maybe Forrest gets smaller as he gets old.
Animal royale
We should do the opposite of Noah’s arc where we put 2 of every animal, including humans, in the Houston Astrodome and have them fight to the death until one emerges.
Do we all get prep time. And can animals who are capable of making them get tools, or do we have to make tools ourselves
wolf, considering they don’t fucking exist anymore (in the US at least, also im sure they still do, just not in significant number)
Also i don’t like gorillas, they can eat shit.
I thought they tried reintroducing wolves to yellowstone, no?
wolf, considering they don’t fucking exist anymore (in the US at least
As apposed to the famous North American Gorilla?
They exist
Gorilla? I feel like being super submissive and not making eye contact would probably keep it from tearing off my arms to use as drumsticks? I’m not a gorilla expert though, so anyone who knows more can feel free to tell me. Although I guess with a wolf, you could just climb a tree and be ok, depending on how long you have to stay. Either, I guess. I’m pretty convinced that I’ll die trying to pet a wild animal when the moron part of my brain tells me it’s friend-shaped, anyway, so whatever.
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With the first one being ice bears?
If you encounter a black bear, make yourself big and threatening. If attacked, fight back.
If you encounter a brown bear, stay facing it but avoid eye contact and back away slowly. If attacked, play dead.
If you encounter a polar bear, pray for a quick death.
Wolf not wolves? Sure I can use a new pet I guess.
rabid coyote vs hungry tiger
With a tiger you’re just defacto dead on first contact.
HYDROGEN BOMB
VERSUS
COUGHING BABY
GO!!!
cough… cough
massive explosion
…did the baby win?
the bomb cured the baby of its cough
I think it’s established as a draw since hydrogen bomb blew themselves up
Definitely wolf. If I get trapped with a gorilla and some shots it to save me, humanity get will get so much negative karma on top of what we are still paying from 2016 and I won’t be able to live with the guilt.
Wolf attacks on humans are rare but common enough to have their own Wikipedia page, but there’s no record of wild gorillas killing anyone.
Which means they’re either super chill, or really fucking sneaky about it.
Or they happen in Africa so we don’t usually hear about them.
Wolves are also a lot more common, though.
IIRC gorillas are indeed pretty chill if you respect their territorial instincts, as opposed to, say, a chimp that might try to kill you more or less on a whim
for some reason i find it funny how the animals more related to humans are the more ruthlessly violent ones. apparently bonobos are much more violent than chimps, and orangutans are less violent than gorillas
it makes me wonder how aggressive early australopithecus was compared. apparently they did a lot of cannibalism so probably at least slightly more than non-australopithecus humans. they probably weren’t even close to as aggressive as chimpanzees considering how significantly weaker they were though
BBROROOO
KING KONG
Run, Forrest, run!
Wolf 100%. It’s without its pack and I’d have some chance to fight it off. A gorilla would tear me in half.
You’d probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.
Or it’d just rip your throat out…
Wolf. Not only do I think my chances are better, I’d also feel less bad about trying to fuck up a wolf if I had to
Considering there’s basically no chance of fucking up the gorilla, I don’t think you’d have to worry about the ethics of the situation.
I’ll admit “trying” was doing a lot of heavy-lifting in that sentence ;)
The other side of the bracket is all the cuddly ones.
I considered making the other side of the bracket, but figrured the posts would get annoying fast.
Also wolves and bears are cuddly??
What? But we can keep the fire running if we have 2 people…
