Sometimes I wish I was born as a merino wool farmer in 13 century Spain
…and you’ve been recruited into the Crusades. God speed holly warrior, may you strike the infidels down.
Ava Louise, for those curious. Her/her tits are… not really my thing… Like a Bratz doll with Thanksgiving turkeys stuffed into her chest.
That’s a very accurate description.
But she sure lacks attention.
The portal is a genuinely fun idea. I’d love to see those all around!
But… people being people got to ruin all the fun. So… I don’t suppose I’ll be seeing one of these any time soon.
Blah.
It’s not a genuine view into my city, unless a homeless guy stabs it and takes a shit in front of it
I’d love to see those all around!
There’s another such portal between the Polish city of Lublin and the capital of Lithuania, Vilnius.
What kind of journalism is that? Not even a picture of those “big apples” so the reader can judge for himself.
Mmm I wish I had more hands …so I could give more thunbs down!!
Not sure what you’re talking about, but it seems to work.
She said homegrown potatoes, because she was flashing people in Ireland.
She called them potatoes, not apples.
tmz seem to have come up with apples. BTW I’d prefer apples to potatoes, but that’s just me.
Oh so that is what that was… I walked by it several times
What a bitch, ruining it for everyone.
Different places have different laws, news at 11.
That doesn’t change that what she did was a dick move.
I personally wouldn’t call it a “dick” move…
Hilarious
Meh, prudes ruined the fun. There ain’t nothing wrong with some titties
Why does there always have to be that small group of people who ruin the fun for everyone else?
You are talking about the people that shut it down; not the flashers. Let people be people. That’s how we are; accept it.
I mean, he just showed 9/11 images, but flashing??? Wtf women!
Seriously somebody showing their nipples, even if they are female nipples doesn’t actually ruin anything for anyone ever.
It is just people ruining it for everyone by having a moral panic about nipples.
That’s what I was saying. Even though flashing is kinda rude, I was talking about the people who shut it down.
The juxtaposition of reenacting this whole thing with primates would be so absurd.
Best…episode…of Stargate…ever…
One person on the Irish side went as far as to show the New Yorkers images of 9/11 on his phone.
Fucking savage.
You know what? That took waaaayyyy longer than I thought it would to happen.
Reminds me of that scene in “The Wolf of Wall Street”.
Good times.
Is there a public website with the two sides of the portal viewable?
Not anymore.
Damn. Now we’ll never get to see boobs on the internet.
Greed is the most destructive human impulse, but prudishness still wins handily in the fucking annoying category.
Oh no, boobs, those things pretty much everyone likes, the horror!
The average person has one boob and one testicle.
That’s not true! I got two it’s just that one is really big!
Slightly less than one boob and one testicle. Just like the average person has slightly less than two legs.
IDK, there’s slightly more women than men, it may skew the results
and women who have had mastectomies.
That’s kinda my point. Mastectomies would bring the average down but more women brings it back up. Too lazy to Google but is global # of women who have had mastectomies more or fewer than # of “excess” women (over men)
Well are we just equalizing based on boob number, or are we also equalizing based on average boob size? Because some men also have boobs due to hormonal imbalance, and that’s even more if we decide to count like, fat induced moobs for whatever reason. The hormonal imbalances at least would probably bring the average back in favor of slightly more than one boob. If we’ve equalized it to boob size then we’d probably all have like small A cups or something.
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
Glad to know I’m driving that leg median up !
I was thinking about this in terms of limbs, and wondering, since pregnant women have more than 4 limbs, wouldn’t the average number of limbs be greater than 4?
There are probably considerably more pregnant women than people missing limbs, but then again, the women only have additional limbs for 9 months.
Some of us have 2 boobs and 2 testicals :)
And some have 0 boobs and 0 testicles. Gender affirming care probably evens out
Won’t someone think of the ovaries!?
What about fat guys? Does that up the average?
No, those are moobs.
I dunno. My buddy Kyle has like 10 legs. 9 of them are prosthetic, but they all count.
You must be pulling my legs
What about stilts?
I’ll have to ask Kyle. I consider him my authority on what’s a leg.
he has a leg up on everybody else
Boobs should never shut anything down. Ever.
"OnlyFans model flashing the so-called portal. Another "very drunk" woman was filmed rubbing her behind against the screen, while a different video shows a man exposing his own derrière.
One person on the Irish side went as far as to show the New Yorkers images of 9/11 on his phone, according to The Guardian."
Yeaaah. Not just boobs
i mean, the problem isn’t the portal in those cases, and i think the portal is a very cool idea – imo, the fact that these people get in the news for it is probably why they’re doing it, it’s just one way to get people’s attention by doing outrageous stuff around a new attraction
it’s nothing new, and eventually dies off, and there are probably also many events of people being nice to each other that go unreported
edit: also, yeah, showing body parts generally shouldn’t be considered that harshly imo - of you’re forcing people to look at them, they’re probably not pretty, but I wouldn’t call those “vulgaire” either
Won’t somebody think of the children! Lol
The horror of the human body. Hide it, seal it and be ashamed of it.
I literally wear clothes everyday. I’m doing my part.
Well, the 9/11 wasn’t about the human body. Rubbing ass against the screen is outright unsanitary.
Does it really need to be sanitary?
I mean, people aren’t expected to eat off it or something are they?
Definitely tasteless. But hardly the worst thing I’ve seen someone post in an online space.
I might argue the root of the problem is anonymity.
I doubt it was tasteless. It probably tasted like screen
But it was >20 years ago. We might as well be showing them pictures of the Troubles.
Everyone knows that if children are exposed to breasts between ages 3 and 17 they will go blind.
Its a good thing they never invented a bomb that distributed female nipples over a wide area.
Entire cities could be lost.
The United military forces of me are acutely interested in this device you describe for warfare.
But it would only work on prude countries.
France would scoff at such an attack, they have raunchier shampoo commercials. And Scandinavian countries wouldn’t even bat an eye.
Finally, a way to obliterate Utah once and for all
"OnlyFans model flashing the so-called portal. Another "very drunk" woman was filmed rubbing her behind against the screen, while a different video shows a man exposing his own derrière.
One person on the Irish side went as far as to show the New Yorkers images of 9/11 on his phone, according to The Guardian."
Yeaaah. Not just boobs
