That’s a lot of pee to drink, I’ll need donations
Start a youtube channel. You’ll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.
They weren’t talking about monetary donations lol
that’s some yummy piss
Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you’ll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.
What a piss post
broke: shitposting bespoke: pissposting
Woke: cumposting
Yea I will gladly ignore any answers labeled as “AI Answers.”
OK we’ll remove the label next update for your convenience
Bear Grylls M.D.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
This motto actually fits for AI models too lol
We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think
Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I’m with ya lol
That’s happening organically anyway.
Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?
Always said sprite was the elixir of life
Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.
I’ve had kidney stones (I think) for two or three years now. It fucks off for a bit, comes back, gets infected, fucks my immune system up, then gets better.
I guess that fucker is too big to get down to where the extreme pain comes in.
I’m an idiot. I should have dealt with it already, but I seen my poor grandpa and uncle suffer once it started moving. I believe I’d rather die.
I think they can use ultrasound to break them up so you can pass them if they’re too large to pass. Mine was small enough that I passed it after a few days thankfully.
That’s the part I’m avoiding. Passing them. :p
I’m stupid.
That was the least bad part for me.
Maybe I’m being scared of nothing and I’m tougher than I think to be dealing with it this long.
My uncle literally fell to the ground and said, “my gut has busted, I’m going to die right here.”
He’s the toughest son of a bitch I’ve ever known.
You can get meds that’ll help you pass it and others that help with the pain.
No pain meds for me. That’s part of the problem. I’m an ex junkie in a medication assisted treatment program for a decade or more. I just gotta deal with it.
The pain is a lesser problem than getting chronic kidney infections. If you know the stones are the cause, you need to see a urologist to figure out a solution. Recurring inflammation from the stones and infections can cause more and more problems as you agree, and may potentially affect your renal function down the line.
Op is probably going through hell right now…
I wonder if that Mount Sinai page on the bottom right is another content farm
Sure, I drink my own piss. It’s sterile, and I like the taste.
JUUUUST FYI, piss is NOT sterile that’s a myth
yeah, that myth is constantly popping up. it’s just that whatever bacteria live in your bladder just dont grow outside of it, and thats what makes it look “sterile” if you just check with standard media.
Thats also an issue with everything growing in the stomach, like heliobacter pylori - you have to provide the living conditions of the inside of the stomach to grow and keep a sample for research.
Oh I’m sure it isn’t, I’m just quoting Dodgeball haha
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It’s pretty much sterile if you have a catheter. That’s why the joke in Dodge ball about Patches drinking his own piss works so well. He’s a cripple, so he has a catheter, so “it’s sterile and I like the taste!”.
Or the joke in Catch22 where the nurse swaps the drip and catheter bottles once a day.
At the risk of being the “ackshally” guy, even indwelling catheters substantially increase the likelihood of bacteriuria, or abnormal bacteria in the urine. It gives motile bacteria additional surface area on which to make their way up the ureter, plus the initial placement can introduce microbes.
Bladders are pretty well colonized with a plethora of microbes. Short of nuking it with bleach, it’s never going to be sterile.
Relevant articles:
Catheter-associated urinary tract infection in adults
The bladder is not sterile: History and current discoveries on the urinary microbiome
the first ever urinary tract infection i had was when i had a catheter, and it took ages to clear it, 0/10 do not recommend.
This guy catheters.
Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.
WIN AT DRINKING
Do you even know what an electrolyte is?!
God dammit, I watched that movie for the first time like a month ago (my housemates wanted to watch it with me) and since then I’m (apparently) suddenly seeing references for the first time
Do I need to refrigerate the urine first? 🤔
You have to drink it fresh.
Ah, thank you. Am I supposed to eat the kidney stones too?
You have to grind it up with a mortar and pestle then sniff it.
How have we not banned the use of AI yet? Just fucking ban it.
It’s just trying to help you develop a kidney stone in the first place. Can’t pass one of you don’t have it.
Comes in comes out, who knows, not me I’m a robot beep bop beep
