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Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.
Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!
I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.
Call me the crazy hair guy 😎
Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!
I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a “broken phone” version of space war propaganda.
You’re looking for Stargate
In Stargate they did that but not with Christianity.
Yeah, network executives probably wouldn’t let them. At least they parodied Christianity with the Ori
He recently got laughed at again over Deadpool of all things.
That church was definitely made by aliens or at least someone out of this world.
Wait until noncredibledefense sees this.
Noncredibledefence needs to see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Cathedral_of_the_Russian_Armed_Forces
Red Leader, you got a bogey on your six! Pull up!
Cover me, Porkins!
Galaga vibes
this is obviously fake ffs
Look up images of ‘church,’ look for the head-on images, turn your head to the side.
For example, first one I found:
okay that one looks real :D the one that is posted is doctored or done by AI though
For the lazy or unimaginative:
But may I raise the stakes with the Ulm Minster (the most terrifying church I’ve ever seen):
looks like a gothic variant of a battlestar galactica viper
Based on search-by-image functionality, there are lots of similar churches but I haven’t found an exact match. The shrub location is weird and churches of this size don’t usually have those little spikes. Most have round wooden doors and more windows, too.
I think the author found an outline of a MIG-25, pasted it on top of some scenery and then asked Stable Diffusion to maximize “church”, “professional photograph” etc. without changing pixels above a threshold.
I think so too. The complete lack of a path to this church plus the weird bush placement and weird towers just look wrong :D
Does it pew pew the pews? And do little pope hats get ejected like shell casings?
mig 25 lmao
Pew! Pew! Pew!Why sideways? It’s the ship from Galaga.
…yeah that’s not a real photo
Lying? For fake points?? Not on my Internet.
I was stunned, and my belief in society is shattered. Gonna give my girlfriend a call so I can feel better. (Crazy story by the way. She texted my number by accident! She’s out of my league pretty and she has given me some amazing investment tips. Can’t wait to meet her irl!)
*insert sad Pikachu with a mustache
The Pope is entering the cock pit. 9, 8, 7…3, 2, 1! Altar boys are go!
You didn’t have to do Notre Dam like that bro.
NOBODY expects Science Inquisition!
Science Inquisitor: https://youtube.com/@scinquisitor
And Science Inquisution he is part of.
Bruh
Too soon!
It was five years ago!
I hoped you were joking. Damn, I’m getting old…
Mormon temple in La Jolla looks like the space ship from “The Last Star Fighter”
That’s not a church! That’s another tank!
