Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.
My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of “fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice” and “time to turn up the heat a smidge.” Am I doing it wrong?
my shower thoughts are always “God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already… I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET”
If these are blue and spiky I might prefer regular ones
Uggggh I’m jealous. The city is working on the civic plumbing for months and basically the work their doing means my on-demand hot water heater barely goes up to “tepid.”
Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for the infrastructure work.
Maybe I’ll go shower at the gym or a friend’s lol
I’m in the situation where it’s hot as fuck out (I don’t run the ac) so it’s become the opposite game, how low can I get the temperature.
Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.
ELI5
anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.
Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?
Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.
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We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.
Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.
Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.
Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.
Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.
OP doesn’t lie
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forgot ro shower for a few days
My doctor called that depression.
nah, i just couldn’t remember because all days were so similar. i was like “did i shower yet or was that yesterday” almost went mad ngl
I don’t know how I’m going to recover from this burn…
Take a shower
Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?
I don’t know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo…how about
Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!
Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site
I cunt believe you’ve done this…
Oh fuck
you guys have thoughts?
An excruciating number, yes
You guys?
Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die
I’m only subbed because I’m too disabled to shower myself.
Then where are they even having thoughts? I don’t think the location is what’s different. I think they’re just on different drugs.
Go pester Link ya judgemental fuck.
BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.
c/MoulderingThoughts
Bro u shower too much
Once a day is definitely not too much.
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Wow. ! It’s a match made under the arches of heaven !
Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!
OP, If the world doesn’t fit your expectations, it best to change them because you’re not going to change the world.
Are you telling OP to break into peoples houses and force shower them?
Instructions unclear, I’m being added to a list now
That’d be the opposite of what I said.
Waking up ricky is dumb…
Yeah. But they have great ideas
Maybe because the oldentimes r/showerthoughts was explicitly NOT for thoughts that came to you in the shower. They were kinda strickt about it and stoned your snoo to death if you dared.
Every super big subreddit devolved into places where only the mods and their friends were allowed to post. Everyone else’s would be deleted and then pointed toward extremely vague rules that literally could have multiple interpretations depending on the context. Like you’d post to Pics and it would be deleted for being an odd numbered size in kilobytes or a non standard resolution.
