No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
Someone needs to explain to that dude how new fruit is made.
fruits are mammals now
you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.
What?? But we eat that shit.
frussy
A man of culture
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄
I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.
Vodka… Right… “Vodka”
Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.
(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
there is video?
The guys name is John Kilo.
ooh buddy you’re in for a treat
Weirdest episode of binging with babish
Your fruit fucking skills are remarkable.
I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
I’m afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?
Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.
Pussy!
P(ineapple)ussy
Pinussy, if you will
I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order
And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!
Landjäger? I barely know her!
It’s actually not (just) the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly
Edit: acidic or not, it’s definitely best not to put any sensitive parts of your anatomy in pineapple juice
I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers
Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they’re probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors
The ham on pizza is sweet though, imo not a good match. My preference is pineapple, pepperoni (or chicken), and jalapenos. Get spicy, sweet, and salty all on one slice, ето заебись.
ham on pizza is sweet
What? Where? Ham isn’t supposed to be sweet.
Nah there’s ways to prepare ham to be on the sweeter side, haven’t heard of it being done that way for pizza though. Usually it’s for a deli cut or charcuterie plate.
My preference is pineapple, black olives, and onions.
The black olives give the same salty as meats, so it works out quite nicely. I’m not typically into spicy pizza, but onions and pineapple go nicely together when cooked, imho.
Pepperoni pineapple pizza (PPP?) is underrated. Bonus points for mushroom and jalapeno. And maybe onion.
Pineapple-Chicken-Cheese (Gouda) makes an awesome sandwich. With Pizza I am an minimalist and almost only eat Margherita.
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Sentences you never thought you’d read.
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
Maybe it’ll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?
Good point.
Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.
Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh
It’s juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.
They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
speaking from experience?
Fruicking
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
Is there another way?
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
I believe that’s a cantaloupe.
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
