I think I dated Apple back in college.
“well mister tim, i do also download cum”
“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”
“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”
Shit, and here I’ve been getting it manually the whole. Now I know.
Why compile your own when you can just download?
Risk of viruses.
gentoo users whenthe
Tim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.
Duh, it’s the internet
oh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.
Tim Cook be like
I download content that makes me generate cum so yeah I download cum
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
guess that’s why they’re into appeasing dick taters
What does it say?
60 billion cum downloads
No, I mean, what was it supposed to say
Cumulative
60 billion cum downloads.
Thank you
