this one was literal
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!
I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror
Why is there a mirror on the floor???
only way I’ll sit to pee.
Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it
I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.
Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.
I’d be afraid I’d pee up the horse’s nostril
The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me
Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.
Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.
This just screams “Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow” even though apparently it doesn’t actually have anything to do with him lol
And I was really suspicious that this was AI-generated but apparently it’s real /shrug
Upon further inspection, it’s almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: https://in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/
In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.
And if you check out that Pinterest account, it’s full of AI-generated crap too.
Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.
lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision is even more clearly AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.
Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn’t.
short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.
I’m honestly not surprised it’s real, I’ve seen weirder in real life. This just in, Rich people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!
Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.
Imagine
it’s imaginary mate.
AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn’t put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN’T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3’ AWAY.
Don’t get off the carousel until you make your drop
Feeling fancy?
10/10 would poop there
Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫
take me home shadowfax
Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.
Sure, but why’s the coke mirror on the floor??
Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse’s head.
Not suitable for when you’ve got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says “push”.
You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you’ve got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.
That’s when you gotta sidesaddle
Do not buy saddles from this person.
