Trade offer meme
I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy
You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt
A dumped nuclear reactor core in a wasteland next to a dead tree. And there’s a goat standing on top of the reactor of course
Our Ma said we aren’t allowed around these places.
It’s so warm, it’s welcoming. Why don’t you step closer and touch it yourself?
(I’m not that clever to draw a reactor right)
It’s beautiful.
Sounds like AI with extra steps.
What’s that?
Extra steps.
отлично, очень хорошо
So better?
Can you draw me being happy? I cannot imagine it by myself
Cano being overwhelmed by billions of realities where they are happy even if they don’t notice that.
Being happy for a depressed person is hard, and that realization made me love, kiss, slopy-style, the name IDLES gave to their most popular album: Joy as an act of Resistance. Idk your taste, but maybe these UK punks can make you feel seen at least.
Thanks you for the drawing! I’ll check that band out later
Many of their songs aren’t light and touch topics like toxic masculinity, violence, hatred, burnout, but there’s one I find very fitting.
If someone talks to you
The way you do to you
I’d put their teeth through
Love yourself!
Isn’t this The Scream?
That’s a valid question. I’d come to it right after I figure out how these hands work. Our written history knows wars started for even less significant reasons, so I’m pretty pretty damn serious.
Reminds me of the reddit mascot…
I’m sorry man. You’re the best. Don’t give up.
A evil duck with a eye patch planning world domination
It’s hard to pick the right ammo type to obliterate humans. It needs some testing on live targets.
A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat
Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?
Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece
Prompt meme:
Oh no! Anyway…
why
Anyway…
No clue just have had it stuck in my head.
whatever
a cool sword that’s definitely not a stick I found on my walk
That’s a magical mega stick that buffs your STR. It’s magic is in adjusting to your journey, not making it too easy, but challenging and enjoyable.
wondrous
Your credit card number + pin
Bold of you to assume we have credit cards
Debit all the way! Got 5000 sber spasibo’s on mine
You are welcome.
Baby Godzilla playing with city building blocks
Building a city from LEGO wasn’t a good idea. These little plugs hurt. Why I’m not allowed to smash humans? Crushing them causes a funny fart-like sound. But no, I’m jailed to these stupid simulations.
Adorable. And sad.
“Yoghurtzilla”
спасибоПожалуйста, приходите ещё.
I initially thought it’s a response to some other picture, lol.
Thanks, спасибо! I love it
Russian alcoholic drawing on lemmy
Worf challenging (creature or object of your choice) to honorable combat.
Star fleet doesn’t allow starting an open combat, but Worf finds his way.
Worf: I can’t undo years of injustice on Palestinia-3. These wounds left by zionism and islamism need generations to heal.
Worf: As an acting officer, I’m limited in what I can do, and that lack of power is painful to a klingon, yet…
Worf: I feel like teleporting Bibi to Defiant and making him stay there due to a bureaucratic hell for a year or two can make a difference.
Beautiful. It has dialogue and a message and everything! Lol
Love me some shitty star trek art
A goose on a unicycle going “wheeeeee”
It’s so fast I couldn’t picture him, but I accidentally shot their manling Matt who struggles to catch up to them on his bike. As told by Sun Tzi in his ‘Art of Race’, you shall never give a goose a unicycle.
I don’t blame you, those geese can reach speeds of up to mach silly
What the abyss sees.
Mostly clueless humanoids who look extra derpy from that angle. The whole shenanigan of ‘and then the void glanced back’ is based on people seeing their untidy hairy nostrils reflected on it’s surface.
Chicken Wings!
You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you’d say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!
Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.
Well chickens eat egg shells
Didn’t know that. But since birth is that stressful and demanding, it makes sense to avoid any waste and bring it back into the system. Yet, imagining a woman snatching that umbical cord like it’s bacon is… uhm… something. Sometimes double standards are okay.
In Peru Chicken lay blue eggs. Thats also a double standard Im okay with.