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Glockatoo
They’re the one I can count on to not give up
Glocktopus.
Peace through superior firepower.
The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.
It’s not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!
Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.
Glock Ness Monster
At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance
Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.
Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner
Things the English and the yanks have in common - thinking “loch” and “Glock” end in the same sound 🧐
I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody
Hollywood? Are you reading this?
obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times
you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.
okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum
I’m going outside the box and taking the Rhiglockeros.
- Large
- Armored
- Shooty and Stabby.
Now i kinda miss r/bossfight. There’s some pretty cool bosses there
Glockness Monster *teleports behind you*
“nothing personal, kid”
personell*
Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.
What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?
I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!
A new challenger appears…
Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!
You’re welcome.
The glocktopus is chambered for 8x9x19mm
