Fun-size tonic
This is an 11/10
Brilliant.
I think I don’t get it.
Mini soda - Minnesota.
O R E G O N
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.
= Oregon?
The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
It’s a shitpost, the joke is that it’s the wrong state
Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
That’s what I was missing.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
Oregano
So obvious, not sure why I didn’t see it before!
It’s because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”
I dummy’d my way to the solution
I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
Tiny soda?
Now I get it
Small pop
Petite libation
Cansas
obamna
SODA!!!
… Oregon?
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
xD
That’s Mississoda learn geology
What happened to Misterssoda?
He is trans and now mississoda
She.
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
I take Strategema for my adhd
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
Shrinkflation would like a word
😾
The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.
Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.
this is shitpost 5d chess.