Also, “identical” has a different meaning here.
There’s a special place in hell for the monster who dreamed up this captcha!
I looked at the bottom left and now ‘Jellyfish Jam’ is stuck in my head.
What service?
LinkedIn.
To register a new account?
If so that’s costing Kim Jong hours!
Had to do these to view some Twitter/X post a friend sent me: I don’t have an account and visiting the link redirects directly to login. So I created a new account with a temp mail. Then I had to solve 10 of these riddles. After the 10th there was an error message that I cannot use this email or so. I asked my friend for a screenshot afterwards. I had a loooong day and it was very late in the evening. I never ever do this again. Shitty SM.
Someone with water spray bottle should have been in the dystopian design meeting that came up with this horror.
“No! Bad! No!”
spritz
Yeah, the person who thought this up should be forced to do it for 24 hours straight, with only 10 seconds for each guess, and for every one he gets wrong, five minutes gets added to his time.
What is it you have to use so badly you put up with this bullshit!? Haven’t they already proven that in 2024 bots can solve the CAPTCHAS better than humans can??
I signed up to LinkedIn to get in touch with someone. Deleting the account the moment I get a reply. They couldn’t pay me to put up with this nonsense. 😂
Yes GPT4o was able to solve this. I didn’t.
This image isn’t reCAPTCHA, but since it’s still relevant, here you go:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/buster-captcha-solver/
The thing is, there will come a day when only bots will be able to get these right. The only way into a site will be to answer incorrectly, to prove you’re human.
The system is broken
I see a future where you will need to have a philosophical argument together with a blood test to logon to the internet.
“Prove that you’re inferior.”
“I…what?..What even IS this puzzle? There’s a glowstick, and a porcupine, a pez dispenser in the shape of ray romano, and the board game battleship? I don’t get it…I don’t even get whats being asked…”
“Correct!”
“…I still don’t get it.”
“Buddy, we know your human. Stop proving your inferiority.”
“WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???”
“Now you’re just showing off…”
Are they identical objects?
Get out Theseus!
Theseus who? I only know tHESEUS.
I looked it up in the Theseusaurus, they are the same.
Theseusaurus, if you replace a dino skeleton’s bones, with one from a different digsite, one bone at a time, would it still be the same dino?
If you replace a word with its synonym, will it still have the same meaning
When I see this captcha and it says “1 of 10”, I close the page. This website doesn’t want me, and I don’t want to be there either.
Microsoft uses some of these. I remember having to do something like that to setup a minecraft account and at some point I thought I would just give up and lose my money.
OpenAI uses these too. I used to have the pro subscription, yet they asked me to solve 10 of these for every other request. Needless to say, I’m no longer their customer.
Concidentally, I only saw these captchas from hell on sites that also have their own apps. I suspect they’re trying to force you to use the app instead of the browser (while also training AIs of course).
Are you doing Azure training too? I cursed these out to my boss when I encountered them. I’ve seen a lot of bad captcha but these are hands down the worst.
I used to hate this when i used to play roblox they used to push this captcha
Yeah, captchas have gotten worse recently. I had one asking me to choose “the largest animal” and it had an example picture of what was meant to be a lion. There was a rhino in one of the other pics.
It wanted me to click on lions, but then gave me something larger than a lion.
Edit: I just got this… Clicking on the flowers fails. Clicking on Skip fails. It wouldn’t let me try a third time to try clicking the cows, giraffe, or moose. But it clearly believes at least one of the three is smaller than a cat.
And the frog is scaled to look bigger so you don’t know what they mean either.
Most infuriating things I’ve encountered in gatekeeping.
That’s the bullshit I had to go through when I forgot my password on Twitter And had to reset it.
That’s not too bad. At least that’s not something you do on a daily basis… It isn’t, right?!
Top left? I mean, two of the things are literally inverse from each other, but that looks closest…
Yeah, inverse, but not identical.
Check this one out!
(hint: it’s the top right… totally different size/shape, but considered “identical”. FML
I had 15 of these goddamn things, and if you get one wrong they start you off again from #1, but after you’ve done the entire series!
EDIT: Also, wtf is the object? A wired personal vibrator?
this one’s easy, the magic wands
I would have never been able to get into this site
There’s already Yandex captcha for those situations.
bottom right has multiple identical 8 pointed stars … but yeah the 2 different coloured vibrators are a better choice
I think it’s a sperm wearing a beanie
Ew. Tim Pool
I dunno mate…at least a sperm is capable of impregnating a woman.
Why are we going into a glass of ice
Hitachi Magic Wand?
I always click on the sound option for accessibility—I refuse to do the visual ones. If the sound doesn’t work, I’m out.
Just tried it, and it gave me 10 audio puzzles with three sounds per puzzle! These assholes are pure evil.
Insanity!
Time to bail. Fuck that shit.
If you look at the cord, those are inverted too, not just color, but left to right.
They are identical, it’s the same thing from opposite sides.
Yes, a magic wand
Could be a microphone…
Yes, a vibrating microphone made for her pleasure. 😂
What site did you need to get on so badly that you out up with this shit?
A mouse is guess. Or a penis.
