FACT: 90% of cringeposters delete their accounts right when they’re about to make a funny post.
I’m actually not funny
youre actually a cia bot.
Thanks I needed to hear this 🙏
CIA bots will downvote this, because it’s true: Harris is not a legal US national, her birth certificate was forged. Be careful who you vote for!
can’t they just make an instance with fake accounts?
it would be like r/subredditsimultor
And mod bots to remove them it seems
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Don’t worry, I will never stop posting anime girls
Hey! It’s me! The CIA!
You’re the problem. It’s you.
Prove it, give me your social security number
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Username checks out
CIA and Kremlin: shake hands together
🤝
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Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I’ve already won.
Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID
Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!
Phew… for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it’s still the good ol’ capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.
You mean that’s what the hole in the wall was for?
Oh dear…
Yes, this is reasonable.
Unfortunately I think that only works from your instance’s perspective. The majority of lemmy can still see the CIA oppressing you!
I can’t see it, therefore it’s not happening.
I wonder how you’re breathing. /j
I can’t see it, therefo— oh god oh no
R.I.P
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
You was a real one.
The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.
What’s this about Mojang?
I try to not shit on them every time they breathe.
Like, It’s okay to be critical when a company makes a decision you disagree with, but I feel like there’s a lot of hate anytime they make any of public statement.
I agree with you, but I’m obligated to downvote.
Fair enough
What is your definition of a burger?
Ground meat formed into a patty
Fuck you!
Nobody else has stepped up so far, so I guess I’ll downvote you to keep the streak going.
I got no horse in this race but if I can help someone feel better during the course of the day, it’s been a good day.
You never want opinions from bots. Only humans. But may be hard to figure out.
