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I mean, have you SEEN real life??? It was their only option as a reporter for The Onion.
The competition is rough.
Lucky bastards.
“Generated by AI”
The publication as a whole got the CIA award for excellence in journalism.
The Onion encountered SCP 5000
”You work hard for your money. Now hand it over.”
Mostly likely approach to actually get my money.
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