Maisey wasn’t on the menu before but now…
Jokes aside that’s a very cute dog
She’s sooo cute! I could eat her right up!
…
Wait!
THERE IS AN IMMGRANT HERE
I want to pet and boop Maisey.
She will try to lick you. She licks everybody who gives her attention. Except me. I taught her I don’t like being licked. So now I can pet her, and boop her, and (if my sister isn’t looking) give her small amounts of food. Znd she just snuggles up in my lap.
But she still tries to lick, and I say “heeey”, and she goes “Oh, right. Sorry”. And I go “it’s ok.” And then my sister comes over and is confused why she’s so obsessed with me, or my mom, whenever we visit.
But I’m the only one she makes an actual effort not to lick.
Lick her back!
It won’t change anything about her behavior, but it sure is fun
That’s the top of the slippery slope that leads to consumption.
If you see a Republican trying to lick your dog, correct the behavior immediately, they’ve proven themselves not able to exhibit self control in those situations.
I solemnly swear that I won’t eat Maisey.
And Maisey solemnly swears that she WILL eat every piece of food you drop on the floor. Then she’ll beg for more.
She looks yummy. Too bad I’m not an immigrant in Ohio…
Just keep her away from JD and Donald. You know how the GOP likes to project so they have probably eaten thousands by now
Just a friendly reminder for anybody confused that there has been no pet eating by scary pigmenterad people. It was all make believe pulled from floppy racist arses.
I once yawned in the face of our family dog and right at that moment, they attempted to lick my face and instead got their tongue inside my mouth. 0/10 Do not want to eat pets.
I make no promises.
3425 calories 😋
I’ll just take a little nibble, but I’ll make loud “OM, NOM, NOM” noises while doing it.
I’m not in Ohio, but please don’t eat Bruno either. He doesn’t taste great in Haitian recipes.
(He was referencing a racist Facebook post about Haitians)
Although my pup might be big enough for a few meals, please don’t eat him either.
It’s too bad you’re not in Ohio. I want Maisey and Bruno to be best friends!
I wish! He gets excited around other terriers.
