He’s allergic to cats, and cats usually sleep on the couch…
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…you can see where I’m going with this.
Oh man that dude is a heterosectional predator, for real
yes.
JD Vance is a closeted childless cat lady pass it on
well, ok then.
I take it you’ve never seen what kind of damage and desecration a cat can do to a couch?
Don’t ask him about the fate of his first love. Its still a tenders spot. No amount of upholstery will remove that damage.
He’s mad that they won’t let him fuck their sofas.
Of course, we already know he’s an illegal alien from space. He only married his wife because she already had children he could claim were his own. In truth, he sleeps in a separate room with the chaise lounge he’s currently with.
It’s always projection with these people so you may be on to something here.
It is an Ohio delicacy. That and chili on spaghetti
He hasn’t denied it!
I’m just asking questions!
I see we’re doing some better numbers over here in showerthoughts!
Thanks for the tip
Just seemed like a more appropriate fit. As I’m sure we’ve all thought about good ol’ JD eating house pets whilst in the shower. When we aren’t thinking about sultry couches, anyways.
The cats take valuable couch space
I’ve never seen so many people just ignore the double entendre of this whole conversation.
I doubt JD Vance cares about pleasuring women though, so he isn’t interested in eating them out
That’s what the Haitians are for.
He must have been dumped by someone that had a cat and it broke his <heart>?
JD Vance ate dog in Thailand
