I want to blow him damn
I would take SO MANY for the team
Why is police wasting their time on a nothing burger…
Cops also have to deal with insurance companies 🤷🏻
it’s not a crime to give false tips, right?
It is. Unless of course, you didn’t know it wasn’t true and you call again in 3 days to let them know your realised you were wrong.
Actually it very explicitly is not. Per there website:
“Is Crime Stoppers part of the police? We are NOT the police.
All local Crime Stoppers programs act as the “intermediary” between the Tipster and the investigative/police agency. They are not-for-profits and mostly registered charities that are operated by volunteers from the community. The programs rely on donations from sponsors, community partners and the public through individual fundraisers, to support their efforts.”
It is not a crime to lie in most circumstances, that includes to the police in some cases. In most jurisdictions you cannot lie about your name and address and while under oath. Everytime else is free game.
All of New York: “Don’t know that guy. Didn’t see that guy. Didn’t see shit.”
Call your reps, demand investigation be closed and a single payer while u re at it
The grin reaper
Hey man don’t help the cops with more coverage of this guy’s face
(It’s a joke I know it’s already absolutely everywhere)
first I’ve seen it all day.
if he was smart he would have boarded a plane to somewhere he can disappear for a few years.
This is a perfect use of AI. Flood the internet with variations of the original image.
Yell that you have exclusive CCTV footage of him and post those fever-like AI video continuations instead.
Shown him turning into Batman on one.
Here is a tip. Most people would be more likely to call the cops on someone shoplifting food to feed their children.
Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!
Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal
I was more thinking Dave Franco. The smile is definitely on point.
Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person’s name was Brian Thompson.
I really don’t think prank calling the police will end well.
I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?
there was a rogue sheriff going to other states and arresting people on prank calls or something like that.
can’t find video ATM.
Oh, yeah, we usually warm up the house with a hoody fire. You start with some cardboard and then you just add the hoody when it’s burning nice and hot. Hard drives, laptops, etc, finger tips. Oh that black stick flute? Its a Mayan death whistle! You blow here and you pull this little lever right here is you’re in a hurry and really need to go…you know what I mean?
Yes, keep posting this guy face, that’ll help him bigly
Do we even know if this is the guy?
Some rando is prolly sweating bullets with police on his ass while vast majority of the country considers him a hero
It’s Jerma985
Has anyone questioned Guy Fawks yet?
This Guy Fawkes.
Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.
That’s all correct and everything, but you do get that this was just a stupid pun, right?
Also I’m pretty sure people are onboard with the blowing up part, not the replacing thing.
And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).
We found em’
Mr. Yellow M&M count your daysWas there a Mr. Yellow in Reservoir Dogs?
(Removed) kinda
