Dye your hair red.
Reminds me of the blue people who have too much silver in their bloodstream, like this guy: https://cdn.thecollector.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/blue-man-paul-karason.jpg?width=1400&quality=55
Also, I call bullshit on this. No way a commercially available skin dye would do something like this and it also wouldn’t dye more than the uppermost layer of the epidermis, which should renew itself fairly quickly. A few peelings should take care of it. Humans shed a lot of skin cells. That’s basically what dust is (and what dust mites eat) and why even the cleanest bed has tens of thousands of dust mites on it.
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
So, maybe 28 Days Later?
WHY IS GAMORA!
At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe
You’d probably get less questions if you were in costume.
Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.
Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.
I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.
Alright, but do you actually know somebody who would be your She-Hulk Bottom in that hypothetical?
/joke
Not gonna matter, it’s gonna look like a Jackson Pollock painting when I’m done.
I’d be doing
SherekFiona.
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
verdiligo
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it’s going to be like that for two months.
Buy a fucking hoodie lady.
*sorry internet, I meant to say “don’t do anything to help with the thing you are complaining about, take more pics and continue whining about it on social media”.
The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
if(calledOut){ say("It's just a joke bro"); }That’s some quality cringe buddy, how bad do you wish you could code?
…I’m a software engineer… it’s a take on this classic
Sure buddy.
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You don’t have to be so dramatic.
I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
Duly noted homie.
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
Kirk was always in the chat, he’s now just more open with kinks
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?Because it’s there.
Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?
Because then it wouldn’t be about meeeeeeeee
guys I’m pretty sure that’s just gamora, leave her be
On the one hand, at least it happened in LA. On the other hand, too bad you’re in LA
It’s not easy bein’ green
Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?
That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.
And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!
Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.
