At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe
You’d probably get less questions if you were in costume.
Buy a fucking hoodie lady.
*sorry internet, I meant to say “don’t do anything to help with the thing you are complaining about, take more pics and continue whining about it on social media”.
The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.
Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.
When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.
if(calledOut){ say("It's just a joke bro"); }That’s some quality cringe buddy, how bad do you wish you could code?
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…I’m a software engineer… it’s a take on this classic
Sure buddy.
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I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.
Duly noted homie.
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
Why is he climbing the mountain?Because it’s there.
Kirk was always in the chat, he’s now just more open with kinks
It’s not easy bein’ green
I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
So, maybe 28 Days Later?
Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it’s going to be like that for two months.
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
verdiligo
Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.
I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.
Alright, but do you actually know somebody who would be your She-Hulk Bottom in that hypothetical?
/joke
Not gonna matter, it’s gonna look like a Jackson Pollock painting when I’m done.
I’d be doing
SherekFiona.
That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!
And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
Imagine all the confused racists.
And the chlorophyll cat-calling.
Also, … she on tinder?
Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”
How is Gamora?
NGL, kind of like the look.
guys I’m pretty sure that’s just gamora, leave her be
Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.
Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch
I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go “dad look its the grinch”
Dye your hair red.
WHY IS GAMORA!
