What the hell am I reading?

Dear, Valued Customer

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Microsoft thanks you for your business

Pretty racist to not have any Tongan ancestors

https://gs.statcounter.com/os-market-share/mobile/united-states-of-america/

Edit: To quote the link you sent “In the US, iPhones hold a market share of 56.63%.”

Damn it’s one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

We should fix that. Everyone start learning Esperanto.

I don’t know what my zodiac sign is despite several people having told me. I never seem to remember. That’s how insignificant it is in my life.

I’d be too scared to talk to her anyway

I drink hot tea and cold coffee lol. I also drink hot coffee though.

You can install a European outlet in a US home? How is it compatible?

iOS is the majority in the US, sadly.

I don’t have an account so that probably won’t work. Thanks though!

youtube-dl won’t even download them now.

VPN?

Glad I left the party before it went completely to hell.

The majority of drug dealers and only fans models are poor like the rest of us.

I love the cold. I wish I lived someplace cold. I can’t stand the heat, and I don’t particularly care for warm weather either.

As someone who works in the industry, always assume there is mold. Always assume equipment isn’t cleaned as often as it should be. Always assume everything is gross.

My system’s locale is set to Esperanto so when I insert a CD, it says Sona KD (Kompakta disko).

I think it was to reduce distortion on mono records when played back with a stereo stylus. I could be wrong though.