Add big ornaments at the bottom
Really seems like a lack of commitment without them…
Why not?
This is how they spread the gay
Seriously. If expect me to stop bedicking the halls, I need good reason.
cock
Nah this is the way!
Or you just do it on purpose.
I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.
The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.
Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don’t want my learning from Floridians, thanks.
THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.
Just be brave
I just don’t understand why they say this is the first thing you learn. I had to learn how to befriend my swamp puppy first. Then we studied climbing fences, and finally moved onto Palm trees later on. How else are you going to get your Christmas lights up there?
Oh my god, I died at Swamp Puppy.
They have such cute little nibblers when they’re little, haha
misspelled “always”
Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.
aight im moving to florida now
This is just more of the left war against Christmas!
Jesus would definitely approve of… Dicks out for Santa.
Dicks for St. Nick.
Spooge
