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Get a bidet shower, Mr Starlord.
Eat all your food wrapped in toilet paper and experience a life of maximum efficiency.
If it was maximum efficiency, I wouldn’t need to poop at all.
Not only is abstaining from wiping completely legal, but if you wash daily, there is little to no smell. Just skip the step entirely.
If you’re a smoker, you will notice little to no smell on your fingers, breath or clothes. Others will though.
Thats why it’s polite to wash your hands and clothes and teeth.
Like it’s polite to wash your ass.
Don’t be a poopybutt. Get a bidet shower.
Save time and effort by pooping in the shower.
You absolute dirt bag
Early bird gets the worm.
