The Xitter has Xcrements in it
“Mind if I share my Xcrement collection to you?”
Xeet
I still think Kisses. (the whole XOXO hugs and kisses thing).
Mainly because Elon is homophobic and would hate the fact that his new platform is just a bunch of people kissing each other.
Send kisses
I thought they will be called “Twix”
Only question left: left or right twix?
Edit: definitely right
I saw OP putting a brown bag at Musks Door.
This is how it got lightend.
I heard you can order elephant poop and send it to people as a “special gift”
Literal shitposts
I fully support this idea
Damn I should make meme from my comment first.
TBH lots of people think about calling it that.
I saw some similar puns tbh, but I didn’t see “Xcrement” yet. On the other hand I’ve most likely only seen a glimpse of what people came up with…
Also it is weirdly accurate description of 80% of content there.
The name “Twitter” isn’t much better. In my head, I call users “Twits” if I’m being kind, and something else less polite if they deserve it.
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Does Twitter and Reddit really occupy so much of your lives? I can’t tell if these are jokes are not.
If you still log into Twitter, why?
I once made a twitter account, because my local radio had a contest where you could only participate through twitter. I managed to participate in the contest (didn’t win) and I never looked at twitter or that particular one-off email account again.
Nah, I don’t. Making fun of it doesn’t mean I’m using it. Nor do I encourage using it for multiple reasons (toxic right-wing boomers, centralised corpo network, elon musk as a person, …)
A lot of artists and content creators I like refuse to come to the Fediverse, because various stupid reasons.
You can’t make a joke without being accused of being obsessed?
It’s the 100th twitter meme though
It’s topical, a lot of people are making the same joke right now because it’s currently the relevant topic
I haven’t used twitter since 2020, I find the collapse pretty funny but most of my time thinking goes into learning coding, cats and what I am going to cook for dinner not what the fuck twitter is doing
In about a week’s time unless something else funny happens I don’t honestly give a fuck what they are doing
Xcretions
