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Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.
Icht bin schleebin unst der Fuhrer! 9! 9!
Lemme fix that for you real quick…
It’s very easy to solve by kinking your arm a little.
The red zone is how we stop the bus in argentina
To call a taxi you can go in the red zone but the hand has to be sideways and you must be doing a frantic fast waving while screaming “TAXIII” in a high pitch voice. Also get on your tippy toes.
if you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad
And it’s not an open palm gesture, you point only your index finger up. Otherwise it looks like you’re just waving at someone
Just bring out the other hand and go for a dab
Do parents pet their children now? So strange!
Better add some extra degrees to be on the save side when in Germany or Israel
I’m just practicing to stop Japanese katana with bare hands
What’s the difference between Hitler and Winnetou?
15 degrees.
As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.
As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.
As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers
“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”
Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.
I… I can’t find fault in that logic.
sus username
Honestly, when I made the username I didn’t really think that it would be taken into correlation. That’s why there’s “dev” at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.
Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.
Interesting hobby for a dev
I will never touch my keyboard ever again
“Call waiter” is also grade school “Pick me, I know the answer!”
You have to say “oohoohooh!” along with it.
Omg I remember kids in middle school making that sound like they’re in a zoo. But then again, I did go to a school that felt like a zoo.
Only if you’re the Hermione Granger type lol
Red zone is “how to get in Italy’s governing party” (/s but not really that much)
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Does the right wing realize they could cripple humanity by using the angles in green to mean like “I’m a secret racist”. We’d all be walking around like penguins ruled by our arm wielding racist overlords!
You mean like milk and the circle game?
Got some bad news for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)
Oh boy that was a wild read
New Secret Hitler game irl
