Because I want to commit crimes, doing it outside is risky.
You can’t 100% complete it.
The AI is stupid af.
NPCs tend to stand in your way.
Most NPCs have terrible design.
Somebody broke the weather mechanics.
Worst. quests. ever.
The grind is meaningless and unrewarding.
If I kill something I’m the bad guy.
No respawn.
Also bugs. Literally.
Pay-to-Win
Respawn works but you lose all your progress
Respawns in North Korea
My character creation got a bit flipped fucking up my character model and there’s no in game option to reset, you have to use mods instead, takes tons of time.
Poor design.
The graphics are pretty realistic, tho
Because I have shit knees.
Did they get hit with an arrow?
not square enough
Because they aren’t open enough… and leveling up is super hard sometimes.
The whole progression is fucked. As you get close to the end game your character gets WEAKER, not stronger.
Sometimes you replay all the cutscenes in the end game and newer players sometimes need to keep you online.
Outside burns and stinks all the time!
For the same reason that most video games don’t have you playing as the random NPC who has one line about how great the festival is and another line about how awful it is that the monsters destroyed the festival and doesn’t do anything else for the rest of the game.
Because the quests are boring. “Deliver this pizza” okay cool. Now I get $5 which isn’t even enough to buy the pizza I just delivered! How am I going to buy a full suit of armor at this rate??
Because everything is pay-to-win.
there is nothing outside. it’s just barren desert.
Fallout has been my favorite some of my favorite games, didn’t think I’d live irl so soon
I don’t have the stats to survive a conversation let alone outside.
VIT - 1
INT - 0
STR - 0
DEX - 10
CON - 1
CHA - 0
Because outside is where all the people are.
fuck you I’m horny now
I came looking for sauce. Why no sauce?
I did a bit of looking, it’s from coffeetears on Newgrounds/Twitter. You can see part of their watermark near the leg.
You’re doing god’s work!
Link from the Legend of Zelda series, hairstyle indicates it is Tears of the Kingdom.
Still waiting for that one bug to be fixed where they always catch me when I try stealing stuff in supermarkets, no matter if they look the other way or not.
Cause when I enter random people’s houses I get shot and imprisoned and charged with trespassing.
Because the LUCK stat is ridiculously overpowered and decides virtually everything, and it’s decided by RNG at birth! Who the fuck thought that was good game design?
The graphics, art direction, and animations are the best I’ve ever seen though, I must admit… yet people with the BLIND permanent debuff can’t ever see it, or do so at a much lower quality, which is so fucking dumb.
Also, wher sauce?