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Keanu reeves must eat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dbjnwn3WsAA-CPJ.jpg
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Toast is cool but I prefer jelly or jam to butter.
Dildo.
This plate is being eaten infront of 9/11.
drop the bowl on the ground
All of it happening inside Mario’s dream like at the end of Super Mario Bros. 2.
Meal looks good, now for a bit of ambience, needs some Rick Astley serenading me!
You know who likes beans? Ukrainians like beans. Put a big Ukraine flag behind it.
Can’t have beans without a movie to watch it with! Perhaps a projector screen behind the beans?
Give it one of those beefy trogdor arm
Can you put my glass of chocolate milk on i- OH SHIT I SPILLED IT
Lemmys left ear gets bitten off by Mike Tyson