Well… you haven’t met Kyle. When he lets one rip… everybody in the room teleports outta there. dude should ask his doctor about lactose intolerance…

Snuggles? Be cute and snuggly.

I’ve got a neighbor whose cat is veritable feline Houdini… he gets out every so often. And usually, it’s to come over to my green house and steal carrots. (yeah, don’t ask. he doesn’t eat them. doesn’t take them home. We have no idea what he does with them.)

Don’t ask questions. just embrace it. (I’ve gotten to catsit Sykes on a few occasions now. the old man is a blast.)

But we like the dark.
Darkness, for dark deeds.

This is because you are his. you belong to him. and you’re infinitely more comfortable than that stupid little bed thing…

https://imgur.com/Ep4CiC5.gif
(edit: @heavyboots, it didn’t seem to work… darn. )

“Halp! I’m being brutishly mauled! Halp Halp!”…. “Hahah you’ve fallen for our infamous trap!” <commences licking the human.>

Do me a favor? Give the birthday boy some birthday scritches (or whatever they like…) for me?

Two slices, you say?

Has he learned to play Calvin Ball yet? It’s an immensely fun game!

You were a middle sibling, weren’t you?

Both are cute, so more please!

The name comes from mountain difficulty classifications. 5 being the tallest, 10 being the most difficult.

It was because they were hard wearing and had … pockets…. That cops picked them up, and then, all the tactilool wannabes came.

I can’t tell if you’re just being honest, or being sarcastic. or like… you know… both.
you have no idea how depressing this is.

no. it’s a void attack platform. with shields. and lasers. and a camouflage unit stuck on ‘old school crib’.

NASA still almost lost the Mars Climate Orbiter in '98- they used metric, and Lockheed used US customary. Probably put it on approach too close to mars, and uh, it “encountered” the planet…

NASA has the best euphemisms.

(edit: also in 3d printing world…we almost always use metric, partly because it’s literally an international community.)

actually, they didn’t need examples (even if it would make things easier.)

for example, the meter was originally defined as one ten millionth of the distance between the equator and the north pole. (which, given the necessary instrumentation, was something “anyone” could measure. well, instrumentation and instruction.) it’s now based on the emissions of krypton-86, and the wave length of a certain part of it. Again anyone with the proper tools is able to measure this.)

Similarly, the kilogram was defined- originally- as the mass of one liter of water. the liter was defined as the volume of a cube with a length of ten centimeters… (today it gets quite a bit more complicated, but based on observable constants…)

we can agree- we need more cat pictures. Can we also agree we need more doggos, too?

Also, turtles, frogs, sneks, hedgehogs, rabbits. reptilians. And pretty much everything else I’m missing.

Pooch has my attention, so, there’s that. Give 'em belly rubs and schritches for me?

The eyes say “Please?!?!”

The tongue says “just a lick?”

https://www.511tactical.com/womens/womens-pants.html

511 pants were originally meant for mountaineering type stuff, but found their way into uniform supply for cops and security guards. you can probably find them (and similar) pants at uniform supply stores that cater to those types (as apposed to the nursing supply store. Whose pants are equally comfortable… just saying.)

they, uh, have pockets.