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S A L T Y

You keep saying this, are you having a stroke?

Yuck dude

There’s a non-zero chance we have already built them

Weapons optional

The specific complaint was “gross corpospeak”. Let’s go ahead and use your explanation of the situation instead of mine, as it is indeed more accurate: how would you disseminate this change to your customers in a way that’s not “gross corpospeak”?

Winnie vs Pooh

How would you prefer they say it? Unless you mean to say they’re not within their rights to stop giving away a product?

Iran backed group attacks American troops in Jordan.

Literally news in three countries

Oh no not SCIENCE

THEY HURT SCIENCE YOU GUYS 😭

Ooh I know this one

When it’s a jar!

but I did spot a chink in the fediverse

Bruh what

What are you doing to change it?

Only if they have it coming

Clown car!

Los Viagras? Seriously? That’s the best cartel name they could come up with?

We’ve been using beaded curtains, but I find trying to swing on them like Tarzan is impractical, so I just use mild horizontal force to push the beads aside instead

This i tell ya, brother

Existence is scary and we grab on to things that make us feel better.