Uhm… chips. Cookies. Oh right, Milk.

When do I learn how to dodge gigantic boulder traps?

They can get cockroaches, but the nozzle has to be like 2.54 cm or less away from it otherwise the velocity dropoff is too great.

What if they’re in Britain or any of the left-hand drive countries?

Waze likes to pull this sort of dumb shit all the time.

Like yeah, maybe it’d save me a minute or two but I’d rather wait to take a left turn at a protected left turn light than try to cross 3 lanes of opposite traffic from some obscure side street.

Abort

tryAgain

Fail

Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.

They should build a giant enclosure over the Kaaba so it can be air conditioned. Or at the very least put in those mister-fan combos all over the place that are in amusement parks.

They say “we hope people renew”

So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.

Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.

I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts. Steps below for a Pixel phone if anyone is interested in how to mute notifications without having to go into vibrate mode.

For a Pixel 7 phone:

Settings -> Sound & Vibration -> Default notification sound -> My Sounds -> None

If you don’t say it, the commercial never ends

What happened to that statue lol

I say Twitch dot Tuvalu and people give me weird looks for doing so.

Quality shitpost.

Caesar’s Legion may be thugs but at least they had a fine eye for ancient Roman decor and symbolism.

[NAME] is currently out of the office for unfathomable reasons. It expects to be back in the office after 5 business days. If your business needs are urgent, please contact Yog-Sothoth by squealing the Bulgarian national anthem in reverse within your nearest phone booth.

How shitty of a wine are we talking about here? Boxed wine that’s been exposed directly to the sun for months?

Yeah I find it hard to believe that the Israeli intelligence apparatus, Mossad, one of the best HUMINT organizations on par with the old Soviet Union KGB, failed to see October 7 coming.

Also warnings from US SIGINT that an attack was probable about a month in advance.