I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.
I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.
The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.
Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that’s how they make baby skeletons.
Oops, sorry, I flubbed it. Oh well.
Sarcasm starts with an S unless you are being sarcastic, which is even more funny if you are.
In HTML and stuff, you would write something like:
<s “sarcastic comment that makes everyone laugh” /s>
You forgot the /s. “Unexpected end of line error in line 182”
I thought kids online were supporting Palestine.
All they have to do is say they are doing it to protect their children and the pitch forks come out.
I’m 63 and addicted to social media. Checkmate government lackey.
Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.
“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””
— Steven Wright
Explain that to your insurance company
Are shower thoughts supposed to be serious? I don’t know the culture in this sub yet.
Which stands for Totally Lacking Content
It’s only anecdotal, but it seems to me whenever the cops show up it gets worse.
Yes, they have people I don’t know trying to sell me things I don’t want and can’t afford just so some bigwig could buy a second yacht.
Some jokes land and some don’t. No big deal.