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Technically it is, but that doesn’t mean I don’t hate it

You need to weigh the feet down, but I’m willing to help. Cheap shoes and duct tape should do the trick

Mulan gets shit done. Most of the others don’t even have any confirmed kills

Why would we change it though? We’d need to change way too much in order to do that. Just because the system started with fingers, doesn’t mean fingers is where it is now

That top guy seems like a strong candidate

I don’t really mind the non-replacable batteries tbh. Water resistance is much harder when you need to design your phone with a removable battery.

I do want the SD card slots back though. I don’t care about having two Sim cards, I want my enormous local storage that I can transfer in 8-10 seconds back

Fair, but there hasn’t been a decent reboot of anything in forever.

So I’m going in with no expectations to avoid disappointment. If it’s good I’ll be happy, if it’s bad I won’t be surprised

What I wanna know is how Kirby has more lore than My Little Pony. He’s a blob with a one-word vocabulary.

He’s got a surprising amount of lore attached. He’s also canonically way more powerful than you’d expect

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I’m actually allergic to aspartame, so I’ve been avoiding it for years

You can buy a bow on Amazon with no ID. It’s generally considered sports equipment

Well that defeats the purpose doesn’t it?