Huh. Must just be the app I’m using, then

I’m using Memmy and it… doesn’t seem to? Maybe I’m just dumb tho

Looks like somebody else did the work for me 😅

Beautiful! Now I just need to put a sharpie in my asshole and I’m all set to go 🥰

Unfortunately I can’t find a community like that here :(

I’d PM you my butt, but I’m pretty sure this site doesn’t have that feature! ;)

The trick is, I didn’t write it myself :) considering that though, it should definitely look better than it does lmao

I used to post on Reddit, but it’s mostly (or all, I can’t remember how thorough I was) been deleted now. More to come here though!

Thank you 🥰 deleted all my Reddit content, gonna reupload here bit by bit (as well as make new content)

My exact age is almost never relevant in my day-to-day life, I pretty much only get reminded of it on my actual birthday and don’t think much about it for the rest of the year. So if somebody asks for my age, usually I’ll be off by a year or two and my wife will need to correct me, because for some reason she remembers.