His commentary of police chases that he does on rare occasions can be entertaining but meh.

Huh, I’m going to try shaving my armpits. I’m a smelly guy and I seem to need to use a lot of deodorant to keep it under control.

Maybe stop treating the common person like utter dogshit. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Do you want the government to commit genocide or do you want to government to commit genocide but also to some of the American people? Shit sucks either way but I can’t vote for someone who might send members of my family to camps.

My cats are friends with the opossums and skunks. Fuck the coons though they’re jackasses.

Wow I didn’t realize they also allowed home cultivation. It’s good to see lawmakers at least somewhere in the world just doing good stuff for once. Some faith in humanity restored.

My system is too broken for this malware to work. I use Arch btw.

Some motherboards in 2024 still don’t work if you put the ram in the wrong ram slots. I ran into that problem on an am5 board recently.

Let’s try to use the economy destroy the crazy country that has nukes. What could possibly go wrong?

I loved that game as a kid. Sadly, I didn’t have the edition where the horse was even further away though.

China’s has been “on the brink of something” for ages now. I don’t see icbms flying over my head right now so it’s probably not worth worrying about.

Fine, I’ll put copper in my coffee since it’s cheaper.

If you want the common person to continue being able to afford to use computers, for fuck sake use Linux and foss software and stop supporting everything else. Enshitification has to lose at all costs even if that means you have to learn a few commands.

No homo but I also like cock. I Iove the sensation of a big throbbing cock in my mouth as it jizzes out cum down my throat. It’s all part of a balanced diet.

dude that’s fucked up. Keep all sex same sex. I was pooped out of an ass because both my parents are men.

Governments, along with the corporations who will struggle to find employees when this happens have all brought this upon themselves. Treating people like dogshit all the time doesn’t pay off in the long run.

How can I make my Debian pc always stay connected to the wifi? Even if it disconnects for some reason, it needs to reconnect as soon as it can without throwing any password prompts or requiring any human intervention whatsoever. Having to click a “connect” button first counts as human intervention.

Bering trying to figure this one out for years, don’t expect a working answer but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

In my experience it depends. Sometimes the twat to non-twat ratio is closer to 50/50. Sometimes 80% of them are utter twats. At every workplace it’s like there are entire political parties of different types of twats all being twats to everyone, sometimes even other twats.

Expensive toilet paper probably. Toilet paper can also be turned into booze I saw it on the internet so it must be true.

But asbestos is so much softer than junk mail