Some say it’s vain to make your tires look like your brain but sometimes you just have to go with what you feel

Is bribery political donations not a thing in Europe?

My household all has iPhones but me. They go through at minimum 3 a year

I’m still on the same USB C cable I kept from my pixel 1, and I use it on my 7, still use the same car charging cord from 7 years ago too

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

Depends where you’re at. Ohio? Same. Florida? 2-3x

You didn’t even have to say German

That seems like a lot of comments per user. What gives?

Higher than average space time distorters

Turns out they love guns

Successfully explained climate change

“critical materials”

Could mean lithium or cobalt or something that’s harder to come by than steel or aluminum

As long as they start using real words instead of u r finna bullshit, I’m fine with it

Does that plug into assistant speakers?

I’m not a massive fan of it but hands free cooking questions are nice. I use DDG for my browser search

Google assistant has gotten worse and worse but “Hey Google, how many tablespoons are in x” is pretty helpful

Anyone who ran these shows ever is an ass. Talk shows were basically the precursor to annoying YouTubers today

Sure it is

You can teaspoon the shit out of everything. 3tsp to a table. 5ml to 15ml. Cut recipes by turning everything into a tablespoon. Need to make 1/2 of something that is already 1/4 cup? That’s 16 tbsp to a cup, so you were at 4, now half a 1/4 cup is simply 2 tbsp

For dry shit, get a gram scale and welcome to consistency city

“your opinion”

That’s like saying oh your car is stuck across town? Just use your car to get your car

“anyone”

Even in those countries run by dictators?

You don’t care that one of the few free ways oppressed people can openly share ideas is being squashed? Of course