WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS

but it’s not…

you know what, nevermind.

This is a joke about the study of insects

I went to the foot doctor today, He told me I was too old

Isn’t it on that red planet near Solo?

This joke might not be good but I’m proud of it’s layers

It bothers me that the bear has the goatee.

Is that a radio tv on top of the dresser in the mirror?

I’ve always heard “I wanna be sedated” as “I gotta pee so bad”

Mercury

Set to drain?

I understand none of this

I’m 33 and too young for the Milli Vanilli part but too old for the tik tok part.

So I don’t know.

Automailers often have names like that i.e. noreplymail@companyname.com so it may be more about stopping spam or stopping people from using spam email accounts.

Turn them around so they keep you from closing the door instead

Nah, we predict metoer showers all the time.

At least you have a Chin when you shave.

Some of us, not so lucky.

Weird way to spell blahaj

I’m seeing a lot of “acting on a not-a-hint is way too dangerous” comments. I’m curious as to what you think acting on a hint is. They almost never mean “let’s make start boning with no further communication”.

Just ask “are you flirting with me?”

Just call them all Persians

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