“I met a man with too many faces” sounds like three times cooler than “I’m not a man of too many faces”.
Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.
In some cases yes, but in some the misheard lyrics are actual better
Someone I know misheard “Tenth Avenue Freestyle” as “Tell the devil you freestyle” and honestly that’s a much more interesting song.
Haha i have some very funny news to tell you! The lyric is actually “tenth avenue FREEZE OUT”
Oh my god
Dirty deeds done with sheep’s
Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.
sheep’s what?
Just sheeps
i know. you just have the misfortune of receiving a comment from someone who’s unreasonably funny.
I misjudged you as a grammar Nazi. I can assure you, The funny was well within reason.
Dirty deeds and the thunder chief
Revved up like a douche…
Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night
I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.
I’d like to say this to singers…
No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…
I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.
I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.
In the middle of the night!
Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”
Starbucks lovers
I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.
HAMSTER A DENTIST HARD PORN STEVEN SEAGULL
Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶
Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this
Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.
Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website around 2001/2. Fuck that really makes me feel old.
🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky
I miss the rains down in Africa.
Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead
It’s for the werewolf!
I used to play an MMO called Shards of Dalaya that was a modified EverQuest. Anyway, Felwithe, the High Elf town, was named Athica in it and there was a server event where there was a raid there. One of the comments in chat was “I bless the raids down in Athica.” Always thought that was clever.
Thought for a long time it was "I guess it rains down in Africa 🤷🏻♂️
I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”
Edit: lol, I still hear it.
My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can’t hear anything other than “Starbucks lovers”.
Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers
It’s actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.
Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” either.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵
Hang my poster of Tony Danza
i misheard lady gaga’s bad romance the first few times. “want you in my rear window, baby, you’re sick;” came across to me as “while in morrowind, your baby is sick.” thought it was a commentary of some sorts lmao.
🎵 I don’t wanna be French! 🎵
It’s the ash storms, babies drop like flies in that kind of weather. Probably why you don’t see any kids in Vvardenfell is because they get stored away somewhere keep them safe from ash, blight, and disease carrying imperials
How old do you think Dunmer are before they get the face wrinkles? Maybe they hide their infants because they all look like charcoal raisins?
They do look the way they do because the Tribunal are assholes who got them all cursed. So I like it, they’ve made peace with their faces but never the shame of having super ugly babies so they all get hidden away
When you’re in Morrowind, oh, baby, that’s sick
