I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.

I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.

Yeah! That was so metal! It also made me think she keyed her name into the side of the truck, which would be much more visible.

I WANT YOU TO TOAST ME

That’s Skate 3! That ditch run was one of my favorite spots. The cow thing is a mod though

But if there are infinite guests, could he not have a reservation?

That’s Sam Elliot, makng an appearance in The Big Lebowski. He’s a drunk cowboy at a bowling alley bar.

There is… Another.

That was my thought. Me and my new best friend are going to learn to make pretzels! Together!