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But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. “You can lead a horticulture,” she replied, “but you can’t make her think.”

Always thought it was wild that she plunged the entire kingdom into what could have been eternal winter, dooming all of her subjects to slow deaths by starvation and hypothermia, and by the start of the second movie no one remembers or cares. They don’t even give a shit when her sister commits an act of terrorism and nearly floods the city. Are they just too scared to act?