Can I suggest “What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?”

Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.

What do you call that same man without a spade in his head?

Douglas

Detectives. Do your work.

Thanks. I hope that helps some people out in the comments. I’m luckily 15 years on from my student poverty days and proud to say I can afford AT LEAST two meals a day now without issue. #Progress

Wow I literally did that second one. I also googled a lot of “what’s the most amount of slow release calories I can eat for the least amount of money”

I’ve been in full corporate business leadership meetings where someone is sharing screen over zoom, but they have their PowerPoint windowed and one edge of it is slightly hanging off the side of the viewable screen.

What I’m saying is this sort of thing doesn’t go away after you finish school

Oh yeah you gotta mute group chats. Otherwise you’d never get anything done.

Downvote Mexican Weather Woman Yanet Garcia if you don’t want to see more pictures of her. That’s what the vote system is for.

It took me about a decade to get people I needed to contact just onto WhatsApp from fbmessanger so I could delete Facebook. I’m never going to get people to move to a new messaging app.

Is it old to join the fediverse? I assumed it’d be a young person thing cos it’s complicated and hard.

My old person trait is almost this but just the buttons. You cannot convince me that a touch screen is safer than physical buttons I can identify by touch while keeping my eyes on the road.

Wow okay gramps. Check out old boy here not juggling three jobs to pay off crippling debt and eating ramen 3 meals a day.

I guess so, but it’s also a short cut to finding that person and to understanding what you want in that person by finding out what you don’t like first.