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Sorry France. Best of luck.

I think I might move to Mexico

Checkmate atheists.

Iirc - this dude made a video about being ugly. Then the chick in the 2nd pic was like idk ur kinda cute tho in the comments… then they started chatting / dating – maybe married?

Yuck. I will check out matrix. That is disappointing about revolt. I guess it’s owning it’s name.

I’m trying to get my friends to navigate away from discord, but none of them share my privacy concerns. I’m just the butt of the joke. Is what it is.

Has anyone had any experience with Revolt? Is it worth it to set that up - what are some viable discord alternatives you all use?

Hey dude - really appreciate this. Thank you. Im glad this is just an innocent joke, sorry I bought into media outrage. I’ll amend my statement.

Completely fair.

Yeah did we just forget about this? Why are we talking to this old creep?

Edit: so I bought into media outrage - this is just a harmless joke. Linking to comment with article:

https://lemmy.world/comment/10716819

What is this Facebook malarkey

I just won’t be using whatever that is. I’m finding more and more that I don’t need shit on the Internet.

7 is wrong. It’s Jar Ed Harris Jar Jar, same with 8.

Hop on - we’re going to the top!

Omg - other lexx fans! There are literally dozens of us!

c r a b

Nope - ai summaries are baked into Google search results now

Bonk.

Also worlds fucked tbf

Okay - I did the math. I’m pretty regular and I poop twice a day. Morning poop and afterwork poop. average human poop is about 8 ounces. A pound a day of poop. An ounce of silver is $32 - so call it $500 worth of silver poop a day. Roughly a salary of 180,000 a year. - for pooping.

So the 16m gold is worth about 90 years of silver poop - so I’d need to live to 130 years old and have the same poops as I do today as I do at 130 to reach shoebox gold.

The shoebox doubled is the king option

Also - my shit would officially not stink. So that’s a thing to consider. It’s not like 180k is a bad salary

I’m gonna recognize that what I said came across way way more harsh than was intended, this was meant to be playful, as are my responses below - I seem to be learning that my tone and how I speak do not always translate well to being written - for this, I apologize. I do need to work on monitoring my snark levels.

I’d like to state - that you are more than welcome to drink or do what you want. I was attempting to razz op - not berate op… even though milk is straight up disgusting and I gag when people drink it by itself and I cannot understand why anyone would make that choice - it is their choice.

This is a me problem - not a them problem.

Have fun enjoying your gross animal juice everyone. I’ll just sit over here with my water.