Audit trails are automatically generated, and can often be found on logs and cable trays.

Most high class poop joke I’ve ever heard

When you’re here, you’re ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ.

Did some Googling. Apparently it’s nutritional supplements:

https://5percentnutrition.com/

We didn’t scratch the disc

It was always scratched, you can ask the cat

One day we will commit to a git repo where we will be judged not by the pointyness of our banana but the contents of our peel.

West amphibia. Mountain hoppa.

Live and let Levi

Alright, this has gone far jeanough.

Ok now I’m invested. What happened to up to? That’s supposed to be their excuse, that there’s some sacrificial lamb out there, which knocks a quarter of the price off for subscribers, this one just wasn’t it. Now you locate the rare holofoil “no up to” Amazon listing and you don’t get the 25%? Tyranny I say! We must overthrow! We demand up to 100% of the means of production!

🎶👏👌👇🙌👈🖖🎶

“Sorry to bother, but can shiny fox come out to play?”

I could teach a college course on the amount of incorrect information in this response.

Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally “to roll.”

How long should I wait for the employee?

slaps you with a penis

You’re it!

You either nap a good boy or bork long enough to see yourself become a naughty boy.

I wish this was true. I forgot my wallet while buying dinner the other day and now I owe my newborn baby 20 bucks.

🐍🐍

This looks like a wewantplates to me. And throw those skittles in a pocket, what are they doing up there?

You have to touch the screen. The one thing bots can’t do.