This is the Millennials’ fault. They are hardly buying any diamonds at all!

It seems like the only way to get a home is to inherit one from a Boomer.

It’s insane that these things aren’t waterproof. My car could get soaked in a torrential downpour for hours and still start up just fine.

This sounds way too low.

I would actually be kind of proud of my kids if they threw a successful party with their friends when I was out of town. It seems like kids barely party anymore. As long as they clean up afterwards and don’t break a bunch of stuff, I’d pretend not to notice.

I agree it wasn’t bad. Bribe the art school to let him in, and his career path changes completely.

It’s because the sunlight reaches you faster at the high altitude.

I am not opposed to drinking, but the prices for drinks at bars, restaurants and especially concerts are usually so high that I can’t justify the expense. So I usually volunteer to be the designated driver. If you tell people you’re the designated driver, no one will pressure you to drink, and you will probably get free soft drinks all night.

So did Al Gore.

Ford F250 or larger

And they probably did a bunch of stuff you didn’t want them to.

Perfect summary of the current situation.

Lemurs