Not people who were born via Caesarean.

The short term effect of voting for the “greater evil” (or not voting at all): straight to the far, far right.

First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.

Let the place know they need another Premlak.

“This is when having a narrow urethra comes in handy, I tell ya hwat.”

If it’s well-written enough to be entertaining, it doesn’t even matter whether it’s real or not. Something like it almost certainly happened to someone at some point.

colonial

This could apply to either spelling.

Wow, that link apparently went down in 1982!

At least it’s not pretending to be something it’s not, I guess.

Whatever hypothetical god created the universe.

That’s covered by possibility number 1.

Birds: Um, akshully, we’re more closely related than you are!

I said FULL fascist. No matter how bad you think we are now, it’s going to get MUCH, MUCH worse.

Quark : I think I figured out why Humans don’t like Ferengi.

Sisko : Not now, Quark.

Quark : The way I see it, Humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We’re a constant reminder of a part of your past you’d like to forget.

Sisko : Quark, we don’t have time for this.

Quark : You’re overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We’re nothing like you…we’re better.

And this is BEFORE we go full fascist.

“Trump did it, so it’s good.” It doesn’t matter if it’s directly in opposition of what he’s said or done before. Same concept as god in the bible.

That wasn’t enshittification, just an influx of inexperienced users. Once the corporations got involved, that’s when enshittification truly began.

I’ve only used Linux when I used Retropie, does that count?