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I have a cheap $20 1byone scale from Amazon but it’s actually fantastic.

I’ll never drink New Amsterdam gin again. Don’t get me wrong, I love the stuff but I learned quick it’s the only alcohol that’s had me doing shady stuff like stealing someone’s bike, breaking into a car or pushing my friends around in a shopping cart in the streets at 3 AM.

I’ve drank to excess plenty of times in my younger days but never was I doing stuff like that. Something about that alcohol in particular is wild.

Which rapist? Brock Turner or Allen Turner? In any case it’s clear we’re talking about a RAPIST

I think the simplest way is using Docker: https://codeberg.org/rimu/pyfedi/src/branch/main/compose.yaml

So funny, great job!

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/sue

I was wondering why he was found at a McDonald’s of all places but shit, I think we know now

Wait, this can’t be rea—https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g30034-d23568458-Reviews-29th_Street_Pizza_Subs_More-Altoona_Pennsylvania.html

Yes let’s keep this going for literally no reason.

I’ll set up a WebDAV server for you to store your contacts and from time to time I’ll fix the crazy eyes casing for you (too busy to write a script). That way I can control your contacts and you can look smart like the rest of us.

What’s not to like? 🥰

Yes, the overall problem of people writing like shit.

Sue me

Nah, I’m referencing documentation I know for a fact is written by native speakers as well as some internal communications.

I mean you shouldn’t be advertising dead animals in general as far as I’m concerned, it’s not good for the animals, us, nor the planet. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t know how anyone watches anything with ads

We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason

It annoys me her name isn’t capitalized. I’ve been noticing this problem a lot lately at work too.

ＤＯＮＴ　ＭＡＫＥ　ＭＥ　ＴＡＰ　ＴＨＥ　ＳＩＧＮ

I never understood that either. It seems like the steam production is an extra step.

Never got this meme honestly, I should figure it out sometime 🔫🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

I found this more wholesome than shitposty