• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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      4 months ago

      “I think we actually need more tax. Putty Tacks, for school teachers! And Mexico should pay for them!”

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      4 months ago

      “And don’t get me started on folding tables guys”

      The crowd cheers and froths at the mouth

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        They’re the work of the devil. They always used to say they fold, but now suddenly they’re tables? Are they tables or do they fold? Why don’t they know what they are?

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          Crooked folding tables is what I call em. And a lot of people will say they never stand up right. They’ll tell you, “I never trust those folding tables”. They’re losers. Total losers