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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-216 days ago“I used to be a piece of shit.” The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·16 days agoI used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoSounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·16 days agoThe basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 days agoThanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoIt’s all good, you were pretty close.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoHaha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 days agoOmg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.
“I used to be a piece of shit.”
The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
I used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
The basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
Thanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
It’s all good, you were pretty close.
Haha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.
Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.