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minus-squareJericho_Kane@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·5 days agoJust kill some people if you feel threatened. -Americans
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down4·5 days agoSo what are you supposed to do? Call the police? THE POLICE? 🤣 (The American police would shoot the victim, then ask the perp if they’re okay.)
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoPolice SOP: shoot the victim, shoot the perp, shoot a bystander, and for good measure, shoot the bystander’s dog.
minus-squarePsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down4·5 days agoYou’re the only person that both cares and can actually take responsibility for your own safety. Kill some people if you are actually in danger. -Americans
Just kill some people if you feel threatened. -Americans
So what are you supposed to do? Call the police? THE POLICE? 🤣
(The American police would shoot the victim, then ask the perp if they’re okay.)
Police SOP: shoot the victim, shoot the perp, shoot a bystander, and for good measure, shoot the bystander’s dog.
You’re the only person that both cares and can actually take responsibility for your own safety.
Kill some people if you are actually in danger. -Americans