SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agothe future is now, old manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1591arrow-down120
arrow-up1571arrow-down1imagethe future is now, old manlemmy.worldSSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·1 year ago“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.” “You want to make content for TikTok?” “No! I want to be the app!”
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year ago“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
minus-squareBread@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·1 year agoIt sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.